Tractor Tamer Pillows

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Multi-tasking.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

Parenting Business Deals

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Timber preservation

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

'Storm'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

Golf Hil Divot

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"