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'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Joys of D.I.Y.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'Storm'

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Woodwork

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Grow you son of a bitch!'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Because we're jerks."

Scrapyard Worker

'You wash, I'll dry.'

"We really need to do something about the lawn."

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Darling, size is not important!"

Parents with Babies