Tress Tamer Prints

Not you. Your hair.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"Lovely dovetail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

Dentist Training School.

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Golf Hil Divot

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

Menace.

Superhero training.

"My turn."

"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"

"Because we're jerks."

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.

'I think prayer in schools is necessary as long as Mrs. Smith gives hard math tests.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

Scrapyard Worker

Machine, be good to me this year. Or else, I'm sticking you under the bed again.

"I got a 95% on the test. What did you get?"

'OK, Son - put the glass over it and I'll slip the paper under it - then we can carry it out to the garden.'