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Mountain Rescue.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Unrest Area.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

The new rain dance.

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

Road work next 15 years.

Leaving New York

Golf Hil Divot

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."