Terrain Tamer Gifts

Mountain Rescue.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

'I expected some rough, but not this rough.'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Not you. Your hair.

"Lovely dovetail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Unrest Area.

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'I told you he had a temper.'

Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.

The new rain dance.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

Road work next 15 years.

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.