Mountain Tamer Gifts

"Because we're jerks."

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Education Guidance

"Most projects require three hands."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

'I told you he had a temper.'

The new rain dance.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'

"My turn."

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."