Mountain Tamer Pillows

"Because we're jerks."

"Just shout if you need my attention. Don’t tug on the rope."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

New Swiss Army Knife

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Education Guidance

Getting Rid of the Cure

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

'Mr Godzilla - you need anger management!'

The new rain dance.

'I told you he had a temper.'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Is it getting hot in here or is it me!'