Lawn Tamer Gifts

'Your Father's out there somewhere, son. See if you can find him.'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Dentist Training School.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

Golf Hil Divot

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Menace.

"Mrs. Tibbles, the vet will see you now."