Line Tamer Gifts

Menace.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Litter Tray Training

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Busy office.

Not you. Your hair.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

New Swiss Army Knife

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Education Guidance

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"Most projects require three hands."

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'