Tackle Tamer Gifts

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Lovely dovetail."

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

"Does it have a chapter on using the phone to call someone who can do it right?"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Menace.