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Menace.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Litter Tray Training

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Busy office.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Education Guidance

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'When I said you'd have to jump through hoops, I meant you'll have to literally jump through hoops.'

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'