Matador face to face with a Toro lawnmower.
Grass Tamer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the backyard superstar who keeps the grass in check? Our collection of fun, creative items celebrates those who tame the wilderness—perfect for garden lovers, lawn care fans, and green thumbs alike. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, find a gift that speaks to their love of cultivating the perfect yard.
"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
'The hair specialist is down the hall.'
"Lovely dovetail."
Not you. Your hair.
Education Guidance
'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'
"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."
Getting Rid of the Cure
Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...
Beware of the Undergrowth.
Getting the Christmas Tree Home.
'I'd like the short form instead...'
Tax grab.
'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'
Golf Hil Divot
Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.
Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.
"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"
Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object
You're doing "taxes", huh? What's your high score?
'He micromanages all our trades.'
Menace.
"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"
'I've been paying taxes for 63 years, and I still don't have the hang of it.'
Recycling point.
'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'
'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'
"Sire, the auditors are in the counting house."
'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'
"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."
Dangerous tax audits.
He keeps us humble.
"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."
Grass Tamer Gifts Collection
Grass Tamer Mugs
Explore our full range of grass tamer products, including funny mugs that will make every morning a joy for the lawn enthusiast.
Grass Tamer Pillows
Relax and decorate with our playful grass tamer pillows, perfect for adding personality to outdoor or garden-inspired spaces.
Grass Tamer Prints
Bring a touch of humor to any wall with our grass tamer prints—ideal for garden rooms, patios, or outdoor decor.
Grass Tamer T-Shirts
Check out our witty grass tamer t-shirts that let everyone know who’s the boss of the backyard with humor and style.