Tree Tamer Gifts

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'Hey buddy, can you cut down that one to give me a better view?'

'You've got the wrong end of the stick again. The problem is this end. '

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Not you. Your hair.

Burnt or Raw?

"You like yours well done, right?"

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

New Swiss Army Knife

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Timber preservation

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Dentist Training School.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."