Tent Tamer Gifts

'There seems to be quite a camp atmosphere here, don't you agree Brian?'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'The hair specialist is down the hall.'

His New Grillfriend

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lovely dovetail."

Burnt or Raw?

Not you. Your hair.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Parenting Business Deals

New Swiss Army Knife

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

I love Science.

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"Who like 'em well done?"

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Dentist Training School.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Most projects require three hands."

"When Stan's barbecuing nothings ever 'well done'."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"You goo-goo, you gaa-gaa. But when push comes to shove, you whaa-whaa."

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot