Lawn Taming Expert Gifts

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"First time pruning?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Mulch madness"

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

Beware of the Lawn

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

A psychic mows the lawn.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Ref shows footballer green card.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

Mowing manual.

The end is near.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

'Take it easy, Mom, Dad promised to mow the lawn as soon as he wakes up.'