Lawn Taming Expert T-Shirts

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

"First time pruning?"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

'George! This way quick!'

Beware of the Lawn

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

A psychic mows the lawn.

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Ref shows footballer green card.

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

God builds the first lawn mower.

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

"Honey, you’ve got to see this one she just left on the neighbor’s lawn—it’s perfect, like showroom condition." "Dan loved his dog."

The end is near.

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Mowing manual.