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Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'Oh Hi!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Lawnmower

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Giant slug attacks a city

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Wow, what a DILF."

"The trees are laughing at us."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

'George! This way quick!'

"I noticed a few browns."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

Grass huggers.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!