Grass Grooming Guru Mugs

Golden Village: Lawn Mowing Races

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Oh Hi!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Giant slug attacks a city

Lawnmower

"Wow, what a DILF."

"The trees are laughing at us."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

"I noticed a few browns."

'George! This way quick!'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

"I'm going to prepare a special dish for Thanksgiving dinner."

"Fido's determined to find that bone."

'Worms? Have you tried Snyder's mulch pile?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'He's made an eco-friendly bamboo bike... unfortunately all the tomato plants have fallen down.'

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

Beware of the Lawn

Grass huggers.

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'Not that sort of rock garden!'