Grass Maintenance Gurus Mugs

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Oh Hi!'

Dog in Daisys

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

Lawnmower

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Tree Passion

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Giant slug attacks a city