Grass Maintenance Gurus Gifts

'Recently retired, Janet Moo-ray not only discovers the grass isn't greener on the other side...it requires a lot of mowing.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Dog in Daisys

'Oh Hi!'

Sale! Weed Whackers

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Tree Passion

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Lawnmower

Gardening#2

Giant slug attacks a city

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"Bob! Your manure's here!"