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Grades of booze

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Allotment

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Yardless: Please help

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Do you have anything bigger?

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

Lawnmower

Gardening#2

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Giant slug attacks a city

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'