Lawn Care Guru Prints

Grades of booze

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

'Burying things is his version of spring cleaning.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

Dog in Daisys

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Do you have anything bigger?

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Gardening Terms: Black Spot

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

Giant slug attacks a city

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