Grass Cutting Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Ok new guy, you'll love it here: it's not a farm, it's an industrial estate, so, our only duty is to keep the grass down.."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Sale! Weed Whackers

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Lawnmower

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Three different categories of lawnmower.

'I'm finding the greens a bit slow.'

'George! This way quick!'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

Beware of the Lawn

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

I want to be a lawn!

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

Robotic man mowing the lawn

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

Death upgrades to a strimmer

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Ref shows footballer green card.

When Cows Discovered Mowers

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.