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Man mowing grass, dog has lifted kennel out of the way

Sheep Supermarket

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Golfing Boss

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bring your own inflatable.

An Unexpected Guest.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Country Bumpkin.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Taking it easy

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'He always tees off like that. He used to throw the discus in college.'

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"They’re real."

Shellfie

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Okay, dig that one up!

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'Can he come out and play?'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Man transplants plant in his garden.