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Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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Modern Life Blues

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"The times – They have a changed."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Robert Johnson

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Elephant blues

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

Bela Bartok.

Banjo Player

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

"So obvious, there all the time"