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Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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Modern Life Blues

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"The times – They have a changed."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Ralph Stanley

Robert Johnson

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Elephant blues

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Blue Whale

"This machine kills fascists, and this machine kills fascists, and this one is just a guitar."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Bela Bartok.

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."