Bluegrass Gifts

Ralph Stanley

"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"So much for finding intelligent life."

Chris Thile

Know your Bluegrass Instruments

Bluegrass Music: 'Don't tell me, let me guess- you're the banjo player!'

Banjo Player

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Modern Life Blues

Elvis Presley

Crash Test Dummy Blues

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Nick Cave

Robert Johnson.

This next piece is entitled "Concerto No. 2 in C Minor Blues." Sign the economy's hurting everyone.

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.