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"Gentlemen, let's pick it up again with 'I Been Livin' on Cold Navy Beans.'"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

She doesn't like my song? All the kids LOVED it at Day Care!

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

Somehow, Bigfoot's cousin 'Bighands' always escaped detection

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Turns out the squatch I thought I had filmed was actually Bobo from that show 'Finding Bigfoot'. . . He said he forgot to shave!"

"Yes, but is 'Bigfoot enthusiast' an actual job?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Big Boy Foot

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Whatever we're hunting, I suggest we stop!'

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

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Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Got any new monster trucks?"

Banjo Player

Bigfoot Research Center

"Nobody believes in me."

'We bring you proof that 'Bigfoot' exists.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Explorer seeing large footprints left by slippers.

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