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Ralph Stanley

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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Modern Life Blues

Crash Test Dummy Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Robert Johnson

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Elephant blues

Blues for now.

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Blue Whale

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

Banjo Player

Blues Bird

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

'Woke up this mornin' with the end-of-financial-year-report blues.'

"Now that's the blues."

Tit Willow