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"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

Bacterial Bluegrass

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"It's a fairly unobtrusive procedure, except for, you know, the bluegrass music."

Know your Bluegrass Instruments

Banjo Player

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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Crash Test Dummy Blues

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Ralph Stanley

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

"C'mon you bluuues..."

Robert Johnson

Elephant blues

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Blue Whale

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads