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"I'm trapped in an elevator - wait, it gets worse."

Bacterial Bluegrass

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"It's a fairly unobtrusive procedure, except for, you know, the bluegrass music."

Know your Bluegrass Instruments

Banjo Player

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

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Modern Life Blues

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

Even cowgirls get the blues. 'Well, howdy! I've been lookin' for this here B.B. King album forever!'

Robert Johnson

Elephant blues

"C'mon you bluuues..."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

A good year for the Roses.

Blues Bird

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'