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The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Bashful in Nashville

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

B.B. King

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Elvis Presley

Modern Life Blues

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

Campground Conductor

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Robert Johnson.

Ralph Stanley

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

Supply was out of harps.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.