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Man of Constant Sorrow.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Piano Keyboard

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Always with the String Theory."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'At least I don't have his life.'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Language purists bring correctness to a whole new level, forcing a name change for Ireland's most famous band.

Doggy conductor

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Ralph Stanley

Bell Hop

Amy Winehouse

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Reports of my abstinence have been slightly exaggerated. . . I read somewhere that smoking and drinking are bad for you. . . so I gave up reading.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

"Son, I've asked Mr. Puffer to instruct you on the finer points of classical as your new tooter."

"As someone fluent in dog fights, I found the election quite interesting."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

How Presidential Eulogies Influence Future Funerals

Grexit