Bluegrass Buff Pillows

Man of Constant Sorrow.

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"That is an outrageous slur."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Always with the String Theory."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Piano Keyboard

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'At least I don't have his life.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

Doggy conductor

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Stabbing an opera singer to hit the high notes.

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Government Shutdown: 'Hah! You blinked. I saw you!'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Bell Hop

"As someone fluent in dog fights, I found the election quite interesting."

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"This next song kinda stinks. I hope you like it."

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