Bluegrass Music Prints

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Bashful in Nashville

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Modern Life Blues

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Campground Conductor

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'Don't you just love that rap music!'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Supply was out of harps.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard