Lawn Care Legend Gifts

When he is in trouble, be prepared to help out of course.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

"First time pruning?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

"Mulch madness"

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"The gods seem angrier than usual today."

Lawn Order. It's a landscaping show about maintaining a tidy yard.

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'George! This way quick!'

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

"This lawnmower is a real time saver. After pushing it around for an hour, I forget about all the ambitious landscaping plans I thought up over winter."

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Mowing the Bottle-Garden

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

A psychic mows the lawn.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Lawrence of Suburbia

Death upgrades to a strimmer

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

Potential Into Kinetic Energy Conversion Method #18

Wen leaf blowers become too powerful.

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

God builds the first lawn mower.

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

"Let's go, this is definitely a manicured lawn: we won't find clover or dandelions here..."

'I got a new lawn-mowing app for my cell phone.'