Toddler Tamers Pillows

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

The First Supper

"Oh Oh . . . Looks like our five o'clock wake up call is here!"

Babies

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Parenting Business Deals

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Dad's home

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."