Tech Toy Tamer Pillows

"I miss the days when his toys consisted of inexpensive fake mice and strings."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Busy office.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Toys in the DVD Player.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Crying baby

Parenting Business Deals

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

New Swiss Army Knife

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."