Twin Tamers Pillows

"We won't know till they're older which one is the evil twin."

Parents with Babies

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mood Swings.

Timber preservation

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

Babies

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints