Ego Tamers Pillows

'It must be love - whenever you're near, I find myself submerging ego...'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

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"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Toys in the DVD Player.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Parenting Business Deals

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time