Tech Tamers Pillows

"My phone is busted...whoa! Has the sky always been blue?"

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'They've been in there all day writing the job description.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'The new helium airbag was a mistake.'

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him

I'm a seat warmer test dummy.

"He used to fetch my paper, but now that I read online he's my IT support."

"Hello? IT support? I think my hard drive is fragmented."

Computer Time Bomb.

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