Technology Tamers Pillows

'Turn that damn phone off!'

"My cell phone's grounded."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'Before we start, would everyone please put your cell phone in the middle of the table?'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'Storm'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

Babies

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'Time manager'

"Our driverless smart car texted me saying it went to get an oil change because I was too lazy to do it. Is there a way to disable its rudeness?"

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'Getting my children to get out of bed and go to school was hard - So I bought a cattle-prod...'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

Next Year's Postal Service Marketing Campaign.

Computer Time Bomb.

The First Supper

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Man in office smiling in delight as various office equipment dances for him