Crisis Tamers Pillows

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Timber preservation

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'I told you he had a temper.'

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

Wal Max - Complaints Department

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

The First Supper

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Crying parent holds crying baby.