Crisis Tamers Prints

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Timber preservation

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'Storm'

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

When a nanosecond is forever.

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Wal Max - Complaints Department

The First Supper

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Crying parent holds crying baby.

Firemen keeping their fire under control.