Toy Tamers Prints

Child sewing up her toys' mouths.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

Moral Ambiguity

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

The Baby Walker

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

A midwife holding a baby

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'No, that wasn't your mother calling to ask if you were okay. That was your mother calling to ask if I was okay.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Parenting Business Deals

Crying baby

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Dentist Training School.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

Babies

Dad's home