Tantrum Tamers Pillows

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'LET ME THROUGH! I'M A CHILD PSYCHOLOGIST!'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

A midwife holding a baby

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Out of patience

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Happy Tots Day Care.

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time