Tantrum Tamers Pillows

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Coping with a strong-willed child

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Secretive Weigh In.

To do before Saturday...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Toys in the DVD Player.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"I lost 20lbs on my diet. I guess it's time for a relapse."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

Out of patience

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

Crying baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

Quiet Time

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

Dad's home

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."