Tantrum Thrower Pillows

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"No screen time means more scream time."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

Temptation.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

4 steps to tantrum.

Acupuncture darts.

Tantrum sex.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."