Tantrum Thrower Gifts

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Son, I'll put your treehouse back when the deer season is over.'

'Oh Dear! I see the commercial that Ed hates so much came on again, for the last time on our TV!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"Use your inside scream."

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

"My computer still won't work. It must still hold a grudge from when I punched it in frustration."

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Temptation.

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

4 steps to tantrum.

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

Acupuncture darts.

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Tantrum sex.

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"