Tantrum Master Gifts

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Use your inside scream."

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Out of patience

Tree Pose To Support

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

The Terrible Forty-Twos

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"Things that make me feel better/Things I'm too tired to do......Things that make me feel worse/Things I do when I'm tired.