Tantrum Master Gifts

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Showoff"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Use your inside scream."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

Out of patience

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'The position carries no health benefits but we do give you a mantra which you can recite daily to promote good health.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"Take. Your. Time!"