Tantrum Tales Gifts

"Use your inside scream."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"No screen time means more scream time."

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Temptation.

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

4 steps to tantrum.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

History Of Fire

Tantrum sex.

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."