Tantrum Tales Pillows

"Use your inside scream."

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

Out of patience

The Terrible Forty-Twos

'I hate 'bring your inner child to work day.''

"I'm not very scary now, but I will be if I don't get candy."

"No screen time means more scream time."

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Anger Disposal Experts sent in a remote control operated unit to defuse Ralph's tantrum.

Temptation.

'Robert's been very jumpy lately.'

"Because you always do that with your fingers."

I've fallen and I refuse to get up! Medical Alert System for Toddlers.

"One moment, sweetie, I'm just asking Google how I should react."

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

4 steps to tantrum.

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

History Of Fire

Tantrum sex.

"If the kicking and screaming doesn't work, try holding your breath until they get the doll for you!"

'It wasn't the baby's crying that kept me awake last night...it was my husband's.'

"No! I want my special plate! I want mine cut up! Not that way! Waaaaaah!" "I've gotta remember to throw that one out of the nest."

Grumpy Moody Boy.

"You can't judge my parenting skills by what you see in the lobby."